Let me Introduce Myself 
                  by John Cupp 
                FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE DUCK POND AND 
                  IT'S CRAZY DUCK SWIMMING THERE. Actually I'm at PORT ORFORD, 
                  OREGON. Celebrating the anniversary of my wedding to the most 
                  wonderful women on earth (I should mention she's reading over 
                  my shoulder as I type this). But that has nothing to do with 
                  the bottom of the DUCK POND, except I am at the ocean in Oregon 
                  and I have been trying to get a good deal on some Port Orford 
                  cedar.  
                  
               
              At this particular harbor all boats 
                are lifted from the water at night and put on giant trailers. 
                They are then returned in the morning. WHY? Because the rough 
                water causes strong tides, making anchoring an impossibility. 
                Huge fifty-ton capacity cranes lift trawlers in and out of Port 
                Orford as if they weighed nothing. 
              Let me introduce myself, I am John 
                Cupp. Sometimes I go by Announcer and many other names depending 
                upon ones earned before or after I stopped drinking and fighting 
                years ago. I moved from Pennsylvania to California as a small 
                child and boating was in my family’s blood including my 
                own. My maternal cousins own a large fleet of paddlewheel gambling 
                casinos. For reasons unknown to me, they have shunned our side 
                of the family and rarely ever talk to us unless money matters 
                when inheritances are divided.  
              Our family grew up in East Palo 
                Alto until Martin Luther King was shot and the riots forced us 
                to move around from school to school. I loved my wood shop classes 
                and even accomplished building my first kayak. My father was a 
                commercial bus driver with a love for fishing. We ended up commercial 
                fishing from Sausalito, Princeton and Moss Landing depending upon 
                what type of fish we were going to long line. I went to DeAnza 
                College and majored in Machine Tool Technology. At the time, select 
                students were allowed to work for the government at NASA Ames 
                Research Center. I worked in one of the machine shops and became 
                a certified welder. My love of wood was enhanced instead of harmed 
                by the knowledge I received. I graduated from De Anza just as 
                the Aerospace Industries suffered a huge cutback from Congress. 
                I chose to go to a union school as a heavy equipment mechanic. 
               
              Compared to all the things I have 
                done in my life I prize woodworking the most. I have an eclectic 
                collection of my own tools ranging from a huge single phase 220-volt 
                industrial table saw, to fine carving sets with nearly everything 
                in the middle. Many of the huge barges and boats that have collected 
                algae from Klamath Lake, (where I live) were built and worked 
                on by my consulting business. On Memorial Day 2001 I fell and 
                injured my knee. Several months went by (painfully) followed by 
                surgery (finally!). February of 2002 I fell on ice and re-injured 
                a 1998 spine injury that had been previously operated on.  
              So this is where I am. I have knowledge 
                and skills to pass on. I understand tools because at one point 
                I built them. Let’s get going so I can test these tools 
                and give you my opinion of how they work, the good and the bad, 
                objectively. 
               In my secret laboratory at the 
                bottom of the Duck Pond I have agreed to test new and vital tools 
                specifically for the homebuilder and DO-IT-YOURSELFER. 
              Not the high priced tools that 
                we all dream about, but true inexpensive tools our members ought 
                to know about. And have I got some nice tools for you to think 
                about. Makita has just tuned up its hypoid saw from 13 amps to 
                15 amps, a nice saw with excellent power and a left hand cut. 
                They even throw in an $80 tool belt in some promotions. I give 
                the rest in detail in my complete 
                write up! What a cavalcade of products coming for 
                your reading delight.  
              A powerful 13"X6" tabletop 
                planer that will make you pull out your wallet when you read this 
                report. You’ll marvel at the top of the line performance 
                at bargain basement prices. This is a table saw for around $400 
                that will match the competitions saws that consistently cost a 
                thousand dollars or more. My father always told me to buy the 
                best whenever possible but not to waste money unnecessarily. We 
                will look into solar and alternative propulsion and the benefits 
                to the air and water. Boaters and builders, come with me on a 
                journey from the past you now know to the future of smarter, stronger, 
                less expensive alternative approaches. We’ll combine good 
                sense building with a love for sailing and boating.  
              I have a few strong backs to help 
                me, very good friends who both are master carpenters. I also have 
                a jointer coming made by RBIndustries Inc. that will make laminating 
                4’X8’ sheets of plywood child’s play. We are 
                talking length or width! It will make any joint faster with a 
                modest cash layout compared to any other jointer.  
              It’s still hard for 
                me to walk and get around, but I’ll do my darndest to swim 
                with the best of the others at DUCK WORKS. This is a heads up 
                for all of you to be prepared to have the latest information on 
                new tools that may even come into notoriety right here at Duckworks 
                Magazine. If you have any thoughts or criticisms, this little 
                corner Chuck’s made for me will always be open. 
                 
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