A kind of model Bluenose encounter, Ron Scobie marine artist, some funning, and that lady legend of a yacht, Ragtime! 
              
              
              In Keith McLaren’s book `A race for real sailors’  he tells   that on October 22 in 1921, an American fishing schooner called Elsie arrived from Gloucester,   Massachussetts and lined up in Halifax harbour beside a new and untested   schooner from Lunenburg ready to race over a 40 mile ocean course. The new   challenger was the Bluenose set   to begin a series of heated encounters over the two decades that followed which   would turn Bluenose into an icon   whose image still shines on the Canadian dime and other coinage all these years   later.  Many other books have been written about Bluenose schooners   including Witch in the Wind and   the boat has appeared on a postage stamp and has remained a popular choice of   model for modelmakers and model sailors alike. 
        In the sunshine of a Queensland, Australia day    (2nd August 2008), two RC model schooners  celebrated that 1921   event, not with a series of races, rather with an enjoyable joint session of   friendly, close windling matches at North Lanes a suburb of Brisbane. A schooner Elsie owned and sailed by Dave   Michel and a replica Bluenose built and sailed by Rick Mayes. Both models sailed well in the   moderate strength breezes and it was not a case of either boat `winning’, rather   a few `sailings’ that recalled that 1921 more serious event in the waters off   Halifax where Bluenose triumphed   in 1921. 
        
          
             
                Dave   Michel with Elsie | 
             
              Rick Mayes with his  Bluenose  | 
           
         
        
        Good fun completely in the windling tradition and it   should be stressed that neither of the models hulls are strictly Bluenose, but   `close’ anyway,  both hulls built for sailing by the late Neville Natrass a   talented ship modeler from Australia. I am all for margins of variance and as   many know, the real Elsie was in   fact a Gloucester schooner out of Ma, USA. Rick Mayes boat launched   19th July is visually pretty close considering that he used Bluenose plans and built her up from the   deck  as well as following a series of photographs. 
          
         
        “You know (said a few Ancient Mariners who saw it   happen) maybe Mark can walk on   water” as they watched me one 12th day of August some years back,   pick my way along the water-obscured concrete path at our sailing pond. Then the   myth became reality as path became pond and I suddenly disappeared into the   drink, (in my opinion parting the black sea with grace and dexterity). In so   doing I therefore joined others as members of the order of `Neptunis Onepotis   Dunkquorum‘ (Neptunes Onepoto dunkers!) 
        I didn’t intend to make a habit   of falling into ponds but well remember at age ten falling into a huge pond in   my home city of Georgetown, then British Guiana and hanging onto a long pole   held out to me by an Uncle whom I had been watching sail his free-sail model   yacht. Twice, both never intended is enough , anyway eat your hearts out    you landlubbers! 
          
        
        I’ve started lately referring to my Spencer schooner Fijipsy Jack as `Cover Girl’   since she occupied an almost-solus position on the cover of Marine Modelling International’s November   issue last year.  The photograph used, taken by Richard Plinston, made it a   `bewdy’ of a cover as the Australians might say, and thanks also to Barrie   Stevens the editor.  You judge for yourself. 
             
        I think it is an American expression, equivalent to pulling your leg, just joking, having you   on,  etcetera etcetera, but since it is about fun (with   disbelief tales content)  funnin ya  is a great one, in fact it’s most appropriate!  
        
        I’d be `funning’ readers (but I think that I already often do!!!)  by saying that the photo above left is of a migrating duck   flown all the way to New Zealand after being personally set free and into flight   in Alaska by Sarah Palin, or that the Cayman alligator in the  second   photograph inhabits the quiet and peaceful lagoon where we sail in New Zealand,   and where it has been known to chew up model sailing boats!  I believe in   `lightening up’ and `funning’ readers who should bear in mind that there is   always the possibility of a bit of fiction (or is it fun-tion?) lurking in these columns of   mine. A Trinidadian chap I knew in my days in the Caribbean used to refer to it   as spooksing! 
          
        
          
              
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        ... but it must have been a hell of a party the night before   though I don’t remember a thing about it! “Are you chaps absolutely sure that   this was where we moored the boat last night!”  (Cyclone damage Fiji, the   boat that blew in for breakfast and the pondering writer) 
          
        In Essex, Connecticut a club called the Dry Pants Model Yacht Club race CR914   yachts  in a Spring, Summer and Fall Series. Those who think that this club   suggests any association with those who might have suffered from incontinence,   think again. The DPMYC sailors   keep their pants dry because they are RC model sailors, as opposed to those who   sail on board fullsize yachts and are often prone to get their pants wet from   spray. 
          
        
          
              
              Painting by Nina Hipkins at 90   years | 
           
         
          
        `Just as the ocean wears away the rocks and bends the   contours of the shore to it’s own will, so it washes over a man’s mind,   smoothing the sharp edges, knocking off the conceits, flattening the prejudices   so that he is left with a different instrument with which to govern his   life’.  (Frank Mulville) 
        
          
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              photo by Rich Roberts | 
           
         
        Forty five years ago, before I even knew him, my friend   John Spencer designed and build a 60’ plywood yacht for a client in Auckland as   an Auckland Hauraki Gulf  harbour racer and called her Infidel.  After great success here   she was bought by an American somewhere around 1970 and went to the US West   Coast where as Ragtime over the   years she became a legend in her lifetime winning the Transpac race to Hawaii   four times,  and taking line honours in the  classic 3,500 mile   California to  Tahiti race last year where she set a new record and won on   corrected time. 
        Perhaps seen by Australians as a threat, Infidel was   handicapped out of the Sydney to Hobart which irked John and he spoke to me   while we were seated one rainy evening in his Bay of Islands home `office’ in   the years of our friendship. A Northland rain poured for over an hour, the lights flickered constantly as a   thunderstorm with lightning passed over Russell. Over his gin, John muttered   “It’s those blasted Australians again!” 
        Sailed back to New Zealand her original home by her   latest owner, Chris Welsh of Rhode Island  and crew she took part in the   Auckland to Russell Coastal Classic, where in abominable weather, Ragtime finished third in the Monohull   division. 
        Thanks to Rich Roberts of Newport I am able to show you   the above photo of his of the legendary boat off Newport under spinnaker – John   who watched the progress of his creation for many of his living years, would   certainly be thrilled to bits that his old girl came home, that her owner had Infidel on her transom. and that   so many years later could still mix it with many of todays monohulls with   canting keels and perform with credit. 
          
        
          
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        Ron Scobie is a marine artist in Sydney, Australia whom   I have come into contact with, all because I was impressed by his painting done   as a commission a few years ago and sought his permission to reproduce it in   this column. This led to a pleasurable exchange of emails between us that   continues. Ron, who has had a passion for boats of all types has over the years,   has built boats, skippered boats and drawn and painted boats and the painting   above titled Passing Cape Pillar was done as a commission in 2004. It shows the blue gum clipper Harriet McGregor passing the   Union steamship Rotomahana at the   entrance to Hobart’s Storm Bay close to Cape Pillar. 
        I also particularly like his   painting Running down her Easting of the clipper barque Brierholme (below) crossing the Southern Ocean met by two black-browed   Albatrosses.  The term `Running down her Eastings’ was a common   expression of seamen and related to ships leaving England, travelling down the   Atlantic and around Africa’s Cape of Good Hope picking up the predominantly   Westerly winds at about latitude 44 degrees S for a fast easterly trip across   the bottom of the world to Tasmania. Thanks to the artist (also shown below) now   I know a few more things than I knew before. 
        
          
              
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        I have always been amazed at just how many different   types of model sailboating either exists or once existed  before you and I   were in this world. I am grateful to Marine   Modelling International with whom I have had a long association for   adding to my knowledge in their October issue last year, their article on the   Cornish `Cokyn-Baba’ simple    easy to make and free-sail boats written about by Alistair Roach of the   UK
        
          
              
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              "The first launch" photo by Jayne   Morris | 
             
         
        
          
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        The practice going back maybe 150 years was for little   boats, their hulls made of cork sanding blocks and in lengths of 110 to 120mm,   sails from thin ply and keels of 1.5mm metal and the article in the Marine Modelling International issue   mentioned is comprehensive to say the least with drawings and a `source for a   kit of material to enable you to make two boats at a cost of three UK pounds   plus postage from Alistair who designed (and probably made a few if not all of   the ships shown and who kindly granted me permission to use them.    (Alistair Roach, Windy Corner, Weston Town, Evercreech, Somerset BA4 6JG   United Kingdom.  
          
        Not with intent to depress people, rather to remind us   of the reality of life. A poem of mine to close, even just to jolt us back to   remembering that people die daily, the eventual fate of each and every one of   us, the final rule of the game called `LIFE’.  Each day, we should treat   those whom we love as though they might just not be here to love   tomorrow. 
          
        
        
          Tides come and go, winds rise up and   blow, 
            dusk to dawn oft no time to warn, 
              impossible to guess let alone to know 
            when each of us upon our final tide will   go. 
          Which friends could well without   delay, 
            slip anchor, sail away, within the   minute 
              or the hour, on the morrow, tonight,   today… 
                up and leave loved ones in sorrow, 
                which ones among us, who for sure can say? 
          
            Mark   Steele 
           
         
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